By Gaby Dufresne-Cyr, CBT
Things you will probably never encounter or read.
- You will most likely never read a book titled "Using Tsit to Modify Speach." A book on how to use and master the pronunciation of "tsit" to improve speech, written by the Russian speech therapist Dr. Vlad Von Talksalote.
- You will probably never find a wolf trainer who uses "tsit" (combined with poke) to modify C. lupus' dominant-aggressive behaviour towards unfamiliar people.
- You will definitely never see or use a clicker that goes “tsit.”
- You will undoubtedly never read or find a scientific book about animal behaviour modification written by Dr. Dog Whisperer on the shelves of your local bookstore within the next 50 years.
- You will never see an animal behaviourist place an elephant in a calm-submissive position to reach a calm-submissive state.
- You will absolutely never see a silver-back gorilla "tsit" his family.
- You will unquestionably never find a psychology university program offering a course entitled "Tsit 101, An Introduction to Behaviour Modification." Given by Dr. Johndoe Noitall.
- You will certainly encounter many people doing many things and telling you many stories, but, most of all, you will discover that in the grand scheme of things, "The tsit Philosophy" doesn’t work.